The text below includes all the verses I wrote, though there is one that I never sing, because even I find that one too offensive!
A lot of people
keep telling me
About the Zionist
conspiracy
It seems all
Jewish boys and girls
Are planning to
dominate the world
I mean really
dominate it
All 12 million of
them
They say the Jews
control the banks
To get more money
to buy more tanks
(it’s obvious)
The higher the
interest rate they charge
The sooner they'll
be ready to march
On the Kremlin
On the White House
Into Brooklyn
We’ve already got
an eruv around Golders Green
Today Bathurst, tomorrow the
world
The Zionists aim
apparently
Is to rule the
world entirely
Impose upon you
Jewish law
Make themselves
rich while you get poor
Gonna make you all
grow sidecurls
Eat bagels
Drink chicken soup
This conspiracy's
been going strong
21/2 thousand
years close on
Day by day more
plans are laid
Year by year more
progress made
21/2 thousand
years of progress
Next year in Jerusalem
When this takeover
takes place
We're gonna call
ourselves the master race
Convert each one
of you to Jews
Build ourselves a
big HQ
Rule the world
from Borough Park
Like we did at Auschwitz
Spandau
Bergen-Belsen
Set the world on
fire
In point of fact I
think it's true
This world's
already run by Jews
What with Marx and
Spencer, Einstein too
Why even Jesus
Christ was a Jew
Better bar him
from your golf-clubs
Don't let him in
your Sunday schools
Now it's easy to
see why there is no peace
Among the lands of
the Middle East
4 million Zionists
dominate
100 million from
the Arab states
I mean really
dominate
25 to 1
Some people ask
why all the time
About persecution
the Jews do whine
The answer I will
speculate
We all need
somebody to hate
And the trouble is
There aren't
always any gays or blacks around
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Words and music by David Prashker
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